me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
me as hell as a parent
Ancient psychic tandem war elephant + Food Chain Symbol
Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.
me in middle school: i’m not gay
me in a room full of hot guys now:
Don’t deny women their birthright anon. They are happier when they serve. They are happier when they are being objectified and used. It’s innate, it’s evolutionary.
Men were designed with power in mind and women with nurture and service in mind.
Maybe not all women deserve the happiness that comes with being treated the way I think they ought to be treated - but the good ones do.
people like this exist